Is this a joke or not?

 

You know the sad thing is if I even use a tissue to defend myself from assault and battery by an Atifa member, they would be lawyered up to declare I had no right to use a deadly weapon against them

Of course the only part of it they would have gotten right is that in my hands even a tissue can be a deadly weapon.

Then I would probably acquire another tissue to share with the lawyer.....second amendment, give me a break, don't need firearms or even baseball bats....